David Blaine’s Friday Musing…

If I had a boss, I would have been fired last week!

Like most employers, we have an Internet use policy to limit personal use of the Internet during working hours.  Like most “employees” I regularly ignore that policy by checking ESPN (fantasy football), CNN, MSN, and wherever those links lead me on any given day.  What I didn’t realize, until this last week, was how much time is actually wasted on the Internet in each workday when you don’t pay attention.  In my case – (3) hours in one day! Gone. Wasted.

What was I doing for three hours you might ask?  Coming up with a list of bands that would be funny to see on the same ticket. A (very small) sample:

Korn/Hole

Ratt/Poison

Blind Melon/Def Lepard

Fine Young Cannibals/Missing Persons

The Cars/Traffic

Garbage/A Flock of Seagulls

Blue Oyster Cult/Pearl Jam

10000 Maniacs/Crowded House

Ramones/Ugly Kid Joe(y)

Rex/Run DMC

Michael Jackson/New Kids on the Block/Temptations

Red Hot Chili Peppers/Flaming Lips

Smokey Robinson/Weezer

Cheap Trick/50 Cent

John Lee Hooker/Johnny Cash

Talking Heads/Men Without Hats

Anthrax/The Cure

ACDC/Frank Zappa

You get the point.  No one wants to be the “bad guy” by looking over employees’ shoulders to make sure they are being productive, but there is a balance. Sometimes it might help to explain how small increments of personal time on the Internet can (1) add up, and (2) really affect productivity/profitability.  Sometimes employers simply have to limit employee access to non-work-related sites. In my case, I’m going to write myself up and put the warning in my personnel file. I’m also going to try to set a better example! Maybe I could have solved all of California’s employment problems in that (3) hours: Yes/Uh Huh/No Doubt.

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