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November 2nd, 2018 | Main

You Can’t Make this Stuff Up: Halloween Edition!

I shouldn’t be allowed to give out candy at Halloween – it’s such a target-rich environment for a smart aleck. It seems to me that every year the holiday gets stranger. I think the most popular costume this year was drunk parent. One Dad ...

October 26th, 2018 | Main

Lotto Fever

I’m so sad that someone won the $2 billion lottery this week.  Not because I thought I would win. From what I hear the odds of winning were (a) virtually the same, whether you bought a ticket or not, or (b) slightly worse than the odds of getting ...

October 19th, 2018 | Main

I’m Sick of Junk (Part 1)

I just read that there’s a pile of garbage the size of Maryland floating in the ocean. Efforts are underway to clean it up and should be concluded by 2040 (assuming no more junk is added between now and then). Right. I wonder if they analyze the ...

October 12th, 2018 | Main

I’ve done my sentence, but committed no crime (Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody”)

False imprisonment occurs when a person “is restricted in their personal movement within any area without justification or consent.” Thousands of times a day people are victims of false imprisonment – when they enter a drive thru! Have you ...

October 5th, 2018 | Main

Where does time go?

I don’t notice I’m aging when I look in the mirror because I see myself every day. What really makes me feel old?  The radio, movies and television.  It seems like yesterday we were rocking the 80s.  Now, the Flock of Seagulls are bald, ...