Quarantine Musings
I think Covid -19 refers to my weight gain.
If you can’t remember your last shower, it’s time.
Zoom makes my face look fat. Or, my face is fat.
Houses need a 1:1 couch-to-person ratio.
I never thought I would miss waking up and going to the office.
Are germaphobes now just regular people?
Do you still have to smile for pictures if you’re wearing a mask?
I saw a guy in a hockey mask at Home Depot. I was really hoping he wasn’t buying a chainsaw.
People who yell at other people for wearing a mask are dumb.
Whoever invents really fast home Internet service that can run 8 devices 24 hours a day should get a statue in their honor.
There are still sports. I’ve been watching two snails race across a planter box since March 17th. .
Having a houseful of healthy friends and family is priceless.
