I wonder…

In the grand scheme of things none of these matter, but I do wonder:

Where did doves build their nests before back porches were invented?

Why aren’t crosswalks called cross-streets?

Can snails be genetically engineered to eat each other?

Why does Trader Joe’s wrap individual pieces of fruit in plastic?

Why don’t we ever talk about birds flying North for the summer?

Has anyone on earth actually listened to an entire robocall?

Would anyone refuse to get vaccinated for bubonic plague?

Wouldn’t it be cheaper and more efficient to have Amazon deliver U.S. mail?

Is anyone happy with their cable T.V. provider?

Would Centaurs go to a doctor or a vet?

Have a great weekend!