A Letter to Santa

Dear Santa: I know it’s been awhile but I figured as an adult I should probably not ask for much. Recently, though, I’ve jotted down a few things that I thought you might consider dropping off if you’re in the neighborhood next week.

  • A couple “mulligans” on the whole naughty/nice thing
  • A permanent, 10-second delay between my brain and my vocal chords
  • 100 pairs of “cheater” glasses. Maybe “smart glasses” that come when I call them
  • A couple cans of metabolism booster
  • A really fit person who will exercise for me. I’ll even motivate them.
  • Another generation of millennials – they’re great for my HR practice
  • A golf swing that actually results in advancement of the ball
  • Floating golf balls
  • Fat free, carb free, calorie free, sugar free doughnuts that taste great!
  • Some patience (can you bring that one tomorrow)?
  • World Peace (I don’t want to be totally selfish)

Wishing everyone a very merry Christmas and a safe and happy New Year!