Trust Me, What Could Go Wrong?
I like to say, you just can’t make this stuff up.
Two weeks ago, police in Oklahoma made a traffic stop of a stolen vehicle and found an open container of Kentucky Deluxe whiskey, a live rattlesnake, a gun and a canister of radioactive powdered uranium. The driver (who had a suspended license) and his passenger (a felon in possession of a firearm) were arrested. No kidding. What’s even funnier is that they were stopped at 11:00 a.m. I can’t decide if they were closing out a crazy night or just getting the day started. I held my own at some pretty raucous fraternity parties in college, but when it comes to party accoutrements these two dudes are in a class by themselves. I hope they’re free by New Year’s Eve. I need the laughs.