Hairy Situation

I washed my hair with conditioner again.  Not on purpose, but when the shower has twelve bottles and one is shampoo the odds are not in my favor.  I’m not sure why hair product companies use such small type. I don’t wear cheaters in the shower and all the bottles look the same, but there are some clues. When I’ve been rinsing my hair for five minutes and it still feels slimy, I know I got the wrong bottle.  Some companies have the decency to make shampoo clear and conditioner sort of creamy, but not all of them.  I’m not sure if it really makes any difference. In college I washed my hair with Irish Spring and nothing catastrophic happened.  Sometimes if I’m running ahead of schedule I just randomly grab bottles and hope I get lucky and find shampoo. If not, I just have to make it through the day smelling like a morocco biolage hydrated keranique coconut olaplex avocado rice brand whipped daiquiri.  That’s got to be better than Irish Spring.